Frog Race Night
Next race night - Friday 30th November 2018
Surfleet Village Hall
Frog Racing - yes, really - makes a welcome return to St Nicolas Players at Surfleet Village Hall, Statio Road PE11 4DB
Why not hop along (sorry) at 7.30pm on Friday 30th November when St Nicolas Players will be putting on a race-night with a difference!
Frog Racing is, apparently, a sight not to be missed and the slimy little blighters are already deep into their training schedule in Mr Richard Evenden’s bath. (Not really)
There will be six heats in all, with six frogs competing in each, and the winners from each heat will spawn (sorry) a Grand Final. The amphibians come under starters orders at 8pm for the first race.
On the night you can ‘buy’ a frog for £5 and be in with a chance of winning some of the prize fund.
And if you fancy yourself as a big kahuna in the world of Frog Racing then why not buy the naming rights to one of the races for the tadpole-sized (sorry) fee of £10.
Apparently one of the races will be designated a Ladies Race, but it’s unclear whether that refers to the frogs or the ‘owners’. What is clear however is that kissing anything resembling a frog in Surfleet is unlikely to produce a Prince……(sorry).
So to sponsor a race, contact St Nicolas Players 077220305005 or email firstname.lastname@example.org
Tickets ate £7.50 to include your fish and chip supper – booking essential – bring your own drink and a glass.
PS They're not real frogs.....sorry.